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October 26, 2005

Every Time I Die - Gutter Phenomenon


Every Time I Die
Gutter Phenomenon
Ferret Music

One time I was driving down the road blasting some Skynard when I almost hit a deer. Had I hit that deer, I think the results would’ve sounded much like Every Time I Die’s new release Gutter Phenomenon. It’s simple, take one part southern rock and throw it in a particle accelerator and bombard it with some hardcore carnage. The result is a record that bounces between good ole’ driving rock n roll and the technical brutality of the new wave of metalcore. Keith Buckley’s voice and delivery has changed considerably form the band’s 2nd release Hot Damn!. While his scream is still gutteral and fully developed, it sounds much throatier, mimicking that of prior Machine (what a great name for a metal producer) records like Lamb of God’s Ashes of The Wake. Buckley takes the role of a singer much more seriously. While I still really love it, the delivery of every scream doesn’t have the same “If I don’t get this line out I’ll die” urgency as heard on Hot Damn! (see Hot Damn!’s “Floater" for refernce).

With many more melodic vocal moments, this record is more appealing to those who found Last Night In Town and Hot Damn! too angry for their tastes. Plus, with song titles like the amazing “Guitared And Feathered” you can’t go wrong. This is a record for those that love upbeat metalcore without the ridiculous image and lyrics of Nu-Metal dinosaurs like Slipknot. Definitely another great release from Ferret Music. Grade: B+

Posted by Carter at 08:58 PM | Comments (0)

October 23, 2005

Death Cab For Cutie - Plans


Death Cab For Cutie
Plans
Atlantic Records

This record will undoubtedly be the official make out hit of emo kids in 2005/2006. If we’ve learned anything about past Ben Gibbard releases, it’s that no one will pick up on the quality of this record until two or three years after it’s released. When I was a freshman in high school, I picked up a copy of Something About Airplanes, their first official CD release on Barsuk. The record didn’t leave my stereo for quite some time due to its oddly catchy and distinct sounding production. There was simply nothing like it. The purity of Gibbard’s voice is something that still baffles me. As we passed through The Photo Album and the re-released You Can Play These Songs With Chords, DCFC became the “it” band in Americana Indie-Rock. As Transatlanticism was released, something bad happened. Don’t get me wrong, the record was brilliant, but in a movement that mimicked that of some horrid viral infection, the “cool” youth of the nation embraced the band. Emo kids sick of listening to New Found Glory somehow assimilated Gibbard’s writing into their ironic t-shirt wearing existence and the band, without them knowing it, became a high school commodity where listening to it made you seem "deep" and "different" rather than just a music fan. This happens all the time to great bands that then get the cold shoulder from long-time fans and the press. Heck, if you believed the press, you'd believe that Thom Yorke hasn't made a good record since 1998.

It used to be that you would attend a DCFC show and the crowd would sit in utter silence witnessing some sort of recital by the band. But upon the release of Transatlanticism, it was almost deafening to stand in the crowd at the shows. 14 year-olds dropped off by their parents on a school night at Irving Plaza making-out and socializing at a DCFC show like some sort of sock hop was not my idea of a pleasant listening environment. It was like the band provided the elevator music to more important gossip. Unacceptable. Now I’m only 21, but having some doofus in an Atticus shirt say “How do you know about the band? I thought they were only known by younger kids” made me want to bite his face as I watched Gibbard & Co. in an odd opening spot for the severely overrated Ben Kweller (Corky called he wants his lyrics back).

Plans (Atlantic) finds the band mildly reinventing the songwriting and production of Transatlanticism. The melodies are pretty, the record is crisp yet lacking dynamics, and the lyrics are pretty much all about an ethereal “you” or significant other. Perhaps the band was pressured into making a repeat hit. While tracks like the brooding opener “Marching Bands Of Manhattan” and the driving “Your Heart Is An Empty Room” soar above the boring lack-luster single “Soul Meets Body,” the record as a whole reminds me too much of those released prior. Maybe it’s the fact that “What Sarah Said” has the exact same bassline as Transatlanticism’s “Lightness” and ends with a similar piano buildup as the previous record’s title track, but something here feels like the band has taken a step to the right. But there's still a lot to love here. The solo acoustic wonder "I Will Follow You Into The Dark," is absolutely phenomenal. Gibbard and his guitar with a cache of brilliantly clever lyrics shows that he still can write some of the greatest yet simplest gems today. Everyone raves about Conor Oberst as the singer songwriter, but Gibbard is far more listenable. Afterall, it was The Postal Service that allowed the wonderful Oberst to shit out that horrible electro record. The guy practically bought the entire staff involved with The Postal Service but ended up with mediocrity.

Overall, this direction is safe for DCFC, nothing on this record surprises the listener in the same way other releases have in the past. Sadness and melancholy are the norm for the band, but this time it feels like they’re writing a soundtrack for the O.C. vs. Garden State MTV Inferno hosted by Dave Mirra - whether they're trying to or not. They've been downright pigeonholed and it really sucks. That said, I know I’ll be listening to this record for the next couple of months because it is entertaining, but there’s something gilded about the whole disc. Am i being coaxed? Or just too much of a music snob and hardcore fan? (probably the latter). If you’re new to the band, you will love it. But if you own an original cassette copy of You Can Play These Songs With Chords, you might feel otherwise. Grade: B+

Posted by Carter at 08:57 PM | Comments (0)

October 22, 2005

Sex Positions - Sex Positions


Sex Positions
Sex Positions
Deathwish Records
Buy on iTunes

I believe this record came out at some point in 2004, but I somehow missed it up until early July (kudos to Sam). With the capacity to mutilate your eardrum and melt your face in only 27 minutes, the self-titled debut shows the new progressive angle hardcore bands are gravitating towards. Experimental production courtesy of noise blips, pitch shifted distorted vocals, heavy editing, and nice handful of digital dirt, allow Sex Positions to carve a spot between Norma Jean, Converge, At The Drive-In, and Nine Inch Nails. This record is anything but repetitive, each track offers something new and with few repeated choruses in each of the 2 and 1/4 minute songs, the album appears to be in constant motion. The opening track alone was enough to make me sit and listen to the whole album... Few records do that to me these days, and this one sounds like the Blood Brothers murdering Big Black in some cave on the Island of Dr. Moreau. Obligatory list of arty words: ethereal, vicious, noisy, fist pumping, anthemic, intelligent, jaw dropping. Grade: A

Posted by Carter at 08:55 PM | Comments (0)

October 19, 2005

Test-Icicles - Boa Vs. Python 7"


Test-Icicles
Boa vs. Pyton 7"

Domino
Buy on iTunes

NOTE: For the sake of my sanity, I will murder someone you love if I receive any emails asking about phallic innuendo. Get your giggles out now. When I was over in the UK, I had heard that Domino Records had gone on a signing spree picking up bands left and right. I heard whispers of a band that was described by many as The Arcade Fire meets Slayer. Test-Icicles is as close as that marriage of musical styles will ever come. Let's break this down into a math equation... just like Entertainment Weekly does! The following is a transcript of a EW music meeting I attended re: Test-Icicles.

Carter: Ok guys what does Test-Icicles sound like-

Marc: It sounds like a buncha BALLS to me

<gunshot>

Mary: Oh my god.

Carter: It wasn't even a real pun.

Mike: Well man I think it sounds like the Shins and like Death Cab For Cutie! Yeah! Have you heard of that Post Office band?

Carter: Do you only get your musical tastes from The O.C.?

Mike: Dude, Adam Brodie is so coo-

<Gunshot>

Mary: Oh my god...

Carter: Mary, wipe the blood off the donuts and hit me with some prose. I'm having a hard time writing this review

Mary: Ok well... We could do one of those cool math problems like we did for Bloc Party

Carter: Ok go.

Mary: Ok take one part Lindsay Lohan, multiply that by the Olsen twins' resemblance to ET, and add some hard rockin' dudes like Creed.

Carter: That was inconceivably retarded.

Mary: No think about it. I posted one last week abou-

Carter: Oh I think I'm seeing it now but you're missing one thing that will REALLY make the soccer moms get it.

Mary: What's that?

Carter: You forgot to divide it by <Gunshot>

<fin>

This Test-Icicles single brings rolling dance beats under high energy guitars that smell of an appetizer at a Slayer buffet. Its not really metal, but you can imagine Kerry King digesting some of it. The screaming vocals and relentless four-to-the-floor drums make Test-Icicles the most high-energy angular-punky-dance band to come out of the UK thus far. Silly synths and some incredible riffs make me believe that Elkland was not infact the nail in the coffin to 2005's dance-rock craze. (Check out the synth breakdown in the unreleased "Scene Damage" - if you can find it) This is fun dance music, but there is something quite evil lurking underneath this lo-fi metallic disco. They all have afros, be afraid. Grade: A+

Posted by Carter at 08:19 PM | Comments (0)